What was your first Microbe?

[kskerr]

That is hilariously insane, only in America!!!

[kskerr]

I'd have given you the points, don't think Bill Gates considers mispelled so I wouldn't .

My first microbe? I bought Syphilis for my ex (!), and gave it to her on Valentine's Day!

It was fantastic. She was squealing she was so happy that she got a VD on V-Day, and to this day it's at her desk. She tries to get her co-workers who pass by her cubicle to "touch [her] STD."

I tell you, Syphilis, it's the gift that keeps on giving!

[kskerr]

How romantic !!! Great story, I love it!

My boyfriend thinks it's funny to throw Kissing Disease at me all the time. I'm ordering the Venereal set today... let's see how he likes me throwing The Clap at him.

[kskerr]

A friend of mine get very excited when he saw my collection, had trouble deciding which he'd like to get his friends until he saw HIV, he was quite fond of that one... The Clap was high on the list until HIV came along, these plushes are so much fun!

And they catch quick (no pun intended). My boyfriend thought I was nuts at first, but now he's told me if I ever get doubles that he wants them.

[kskerr]

They are infectious

the puns, the puns, the PUNS!

[kskerr]

As long as my mommy does not see, she loves them and doesn't let it go if I make one, it is rather irritating...