rewe222425
02-04-2009, 01:31 PM
It`s sort of a parody of Batman: The Dark Knight (well the name, anyway, not the story itself:o). I just made it up on the spot:p.
One day, fat cell was doing his job of adding to the fat, when suddenly he noticed a strange looking microbe in the premisis. He contacted White Blood Cell, who said he could do nothing about it because there are no Antibody GiantMicrobes yet (hint hint).
So, he went to his friend Brain Cell who he knew was smarter (after all, it is his job), and he said it was Stomach Ache (dun dun duuuuuuun:rolleyes:.).
Fat cell then decided that since W.B.C. was to lazy to take someone on without the Antibodies (hint hint), and Brain cell couldn`t leave his job, he decided to take on Stomach Ache Himself.
So, when he found Stomach Ache, he said "What are you doing here?"
"Oh, I`m just infecti- erm, helping you guy`s out."
"SUUUUUURE you are, just like Mad Cow can talk!"
"Uh... Give me one good reason why I would be bad."
"You are a Stomach Ache cell."
"Other then that."
"What other reason would you need?"
"Some type of proof. Have you seen ME, not any other Stomach Ache, just ME do something bad?"
"You where the one who started the Stomach Ache outbrake of 2345 (yes, this story is in the future)."
"Uh... good reason. But, while we were talking, I finished my work anyway. So long, sucker!"
"3... 2... 1."
"What the... The entrance is blocked! Dang nabit!"
So, Fat Cell was then known as The Dark Night.
Hope you liked it!
One day, fat cell was doing his job of adding to the fat, when suddenly he noticed a strange looking microbe in the premisis. He contacted White Blood Cell, who said he could do nothing about it because there are no Antibody GiantMicrobes yet (hint hint).
So, he went to his friend Brain Cell who he knew was smarter (after all, it is his job), and he said it was Stomach Ache (dun dun duuuuuuun:rolleyes:.).
Fat cell then decided that since W.B.C. was to lazy to take someone on without the Antibodies (hint hint), and Brain cell couldn`t leave his job, he decided to take on Stomach Ache Himself.
So, when he found Stomach Ache, he said "What are you doing here?"
"Oh, I`m just infecti- erm, helping you guy`s out."
"SUUUUUURE you are, just like Mad Cow can talk!"
"Uh... Give me one good reason why I would be bad."
"You are a Stomach Ache cell."
"Other then that."
"What other reason would you need?"
"Some type of proof. Have you seen ME, not any other Stomach Ache, just ME do something bad?"
"You where the one who started the Stomach Ache outbrake of 2345 (yes, this story is in the future)."
"Uh... good reason. But, while we were talking, I finished my work anyway. So long, sucker!"
"3... 2... 1."
"What the... The entrance is blocked! Dang nabit!"
So, Fat Cell was then known as The Dark Night.
Hope you liked it!